Marty was having a rough day. I told her it sounded so miserable that I was going to stick my head in the sand for her. She said she'd just as soon as bury herself up to her neck. Marty, this is for you!
I get to hand her the original on Friday night in ORLANDO! WHAT?!?!
Holy freakin' crap, I'm going to ORLANDO on Friday!!!!
If you missed the rainbows and unicorns flying out of my butt, here's the antithesis: That's The Way the Cookie Crumbles
AKA: The Chips are Down